Dunno, just stumbled on this and found it funny. One of the comments caught my eye tho:
Flaw in the logic:
In 3rd grade, he prob wished he could have red wine but could only have grape juice. But now he’s an adult, he can have red wine.
In 3rd grade, he prob wished he could date adult women but could only be friends with girls his age. But now he’s an adult, he can have sex with adult women.
I’m sorry, but the joke’s logic is fine while this paragraph is all wrong. He didn’t drink grape juice cuz he had no other choice, he genuinely loves grape juice! He just likes red wine in addition to grape juice now that he’s older.
For the pedophile, he didn’t date his 3rd grade classmate cuz he could never score with his hot teacher. He was genuinely attracted to his classmate! The pedophile just likes both adult women and little girls now that he’s an adult.
The comedian is thankful that his brain retaining his childhood love of grape juice didn’t also retain his childhood crushes on his 8yo classmates, like it did for the pedophile. The brain is a fickle, tricky thing like that…