Let us start with

I have been having some thoughts lately.

Have you noticed the amount of murder in films?

Have you noticed the violent video games?

Don’t you think these hideous things could incite a mentally unstable person to go out and start killing people? What if they start to believe that murder is good? It is simply a form of expressing yourself, and obviously, it will mean that murder will become legal. This is where all of this normalization leads to.

Don’t you think we should sentence someone to 20 years in federal prison for having a copy of GTA? How about cutting off their hands, so they can’t commit crimes? Not only will they not complain, but they will secretly be relieved that they can be rid of their violent thoughts, and they will happily jump onboard.

My post here is clearly satirical.